I think her expression speaks volumes.
We decided to try bathing her in our stand-up shower rather than the bathtub because of the limited escape options. I donned a swimsuit and prepared to get soaked. The hardest part (by far) was getting her initially wet and then rinsing her off. She sat remarkably still for the sudsing/massage part. Although she clung to me for the entire time, this actually made it easier to get to her belly. :)
Despite the pitiful looks, she was ready to play soon afterwards and now smells less like dog and more like vanilla!